Leave for about a month, end up with two messages in your inbox… 

i will have your palace
Anonymous

Er, no. 


EHEHEHEHEEHEEHHEHEHEHEHEHE
Anonymous

Are you alright, Anon? 

Oh Ma GAWD

V:It;s like a paralell universe… Well, I’m the Legit Vaati! I have a MINION.

DarkLink: Yes. Yes He does!! HAHA!! :D Hi Vaati!!

V:Which one?

DL:….I’M SO CONFUZED!!!

Puh-lease? Legit me? Ha, don’t make me laugh, clone. 

-grabs Vaati by the shoulders and picks him up, giving him a kiss on the cheek- ^-^ It's late but whatever, happy Valentines day!

.///.; Hey, thanks Majora…. Err… Here… (Hands you a box of chocolates) Happy Valentine’s Day. 

you've killed all of my army and you've got one shot gun shell left and I'm pleading for mercy (not like I would in real life) what would you do???

I don’t need any weapon to kill you or your army, but I’ll humor you.

(Smirks) Depends on what your definition of mercy is. Are you asking me to kill you so you don’t have to deal with the guilt or to spare your life?

We should call Valentine's Day V-man Day!
Anonymous

I fully approve of this idea. ;3 

Why not? What's wrong with baking cookies?

Nothing, nothing at all.

It’s Valentine’s Day.